Well these are some confusing feelings we're having.
Matt McGorry, of Orange is the New Black and How to Get Away with Murder, appears in a new College Humor video as a stripper who is brought in to get some blood pumping at the College Humor offices. Naturally, he's dressed as a cop—and a darn sexy one, at that—but not just any old cop, which becomes clear when he brings out the riot gear.
Yep, this little morale boost becomes the sexiest display of police brutality that has ever been, and yep, we feel weird about this whole sentence.
Just watch the clip above, and you'll see what we mean.
McGorry may play a prison guard who got a little busy with one of the inmates, and he may also play a douchey law student in a class about murder who's sleeping with his boss, but this is both the most sexual and the most violent we've ever seen him. It also might be the most hilarious, and thus the confusion.
I mean, look at those legs, and that chest hair, that sweet little face peeking out from under that riot helmet...
We guess that we'll just say we are fully in support of anything that puts HTGAWM's Asher Millstone in itty bitty shorts, especially if it's got a poignant message to send about the state of American law enforcement.
We'll also say that we have new costume dreams for Orange is the New Black season 3, which premieres June 12 on Netflix.