The Bachelorette, Amy Schumer

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The Bachelorette wants to make our dreams come true.

Hey guys, remember that time we not-so-jokingly asked who else would want to see Amy Schumer as the next Bachelorette after her epic appearance in Monday's episode of the ABC reality hit, in which she hilariously called out JJ for being "a turd"? Well, it looks like ABC was listening!

Robert Mills, the senior vice president of Alternative Series, Specials and Late-Night Programming for ABC Entertainment, tweeted an "official offer" to the beloved comedian on Tuesday and we're kind of freaking out.

"OK here is the official offer to @amyschumer to become #TheBachelorette," he wrote. "Just say yes and we start tomorrow. #DraftAmy."

YAS x 1,000. Just imagine the Inside Amy Schumer star calling each and every suitor out for being a "turd" or for missing "charisma and humility and sense of humor" every single week. Can you say best TV show EVER? 

One person who might sign up if Schumer were to become the next Bachelorette? Current Bachelorette Kaitlyn Bristowe! "Ugh. I wish I would have kissed @amyschumer when I had the chance," Kaitlyn tweeted on Monday night. "I was on a roll damn it #TheBachelorette."

The Trainwreck star and self-professed Bachelor fan, who has yet to respond to Mills' offer, appeared in Monday's episode to offer some of Kaitlyn's guys tips prior to their stand-up comedy date, causing Twitter (and us) to bow down to her and her unfiltered (and totally true) comments about the men.

The Bachelorette airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.

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