ABC/Craig SjodinShe sure knows how to pick 'em!
Sorry, that wasn't fair. Except...It was a little.
Juan Pablo's ex-girlfriend Nikki Ferrell apparently has quite the history with controversial guys, as sources confirm to E! News that before going on The Bachelor and "winning" Juan Pablo's "heart," she dated Drunk Ryan M. from last night's The Bachelorette premiere.
Our best theory: The producers booted Ryan so the vote for the next Bachelorette will break down into even numbers (12-12), so that there can be...drumroll and subsequent cringe, please...
A TIE.
And you thought last night's cliffhanger was bad! ABC's torture apparently knows no bounds.
Of course, we could be wrong. But we just have this sinking sensation that this "Two Bachelorettes" business is gonna be drawn out as long as possible.
And sorry to say it, but the premiere wasn't half as much fun as we thought it would be. It's all just so awkward and heavy-handed and...serious. Can we just cut to the one Bachelorette part, please? Where we get to have some fun?