YouTubeWho wears short shorts? HARRY WEARS SHORT SHORTS!
Yes, One Direction made their first appearance without Zayn Malik on Thursday night, but that's not the most important thing that happened on The Late Late Show. Sorry, in our opinion it's not the most important thing that happened. Plenty of Directioners probably think otherwise.
But we truly believe that the tiny red shorts and all the dodgeball-handling is what we should be focusing on for the remainder of the day. Priorities, people.
Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson teamed up with host James Corden to…do something. We really didn't pay attention to the point of the sketch, nor did we even play the audio. Why should we? One Direction in tiny red shorts! And balls! What more did we need to know?
So if you missed last night's show, here is everything you need to know about what the four (yeah, four…let that sink in) boys did while rocking skimpy gym clothes, in GIF form so you can right click and Save As to your heart's content.
1. The Harry, you can back that peach emoji bottom up right over here GIF:
2. The too many wheelbarrow sex positions jokes GIF:
3. The swiggity swooty, Niall is comin' for that booty GIF:
4. The Dadbods GIF:
5. The making sure they don't fall out GIF:
6. The their love is so pure GIF:
7. The headbutt to groin seduction GIF:
8. The thrill of booty, the agony of defeat GIF:
9. The I pledge allegiance to the tiny red shorts GIF:
10. The turn down for flailing limbs GIF:
11. The two boys, four balls GIF:
12. The don't have to ask us twice, Niall GIF:
13. The look at the lil' booty GIF:
14. The Harry Styles action figure, now with extra slo-mo crotch action GIF:
15. The keep 'em together, there are kids watching GIF:
16. The Styles has been a bad boy GIF:
Hooray for boy bands in tiny red shorts and giant balls! Wait, that came out wrong. Nah, just kidding it came out exactly how we intended.