This Guy Used Puppies and Beyoncé to Make the Weirdest Tinder Profile Ever

All single ladies proceed carefully...

By Seija Rankin Mar 16, 2015 10:48 PMTags
Jude Senese, TinderCourtesy: Jude Senese

No one can accuse this guy of not giving his Tinder profile his all!

Jude Senese is a 31-year-old art director from Boston who decided to take his dating life into his own very weird hands. He apparently wasn't having the best luck with traditional dating avenues, so he decided to turn to good ol' Tinder. But, being a creative and all, he wasn't going to settle for the requisite Facebook pictures and a statement about how he's "just trying to meet people." Instead, he went straight into left field to build his Tinder profile. 

Courtesy: Jude Senese

And, what better way to begin than with the biggest lady bait around: Puppies and Beyoncé. Senese put his talents to work to create some of the most ridiculously Photoshopped pictures of all time. He superimposed himself dancing next to Beyoncé. He created a selfie with approximately 20 puppies. He turned himself into a dragon from Game of Thrones. He Photoshopped himself onto the back of a bear. And, then there's this picture. 

Courtesy: Jude Senese

The end result is a profile that could either give someone a good laugh or scare away basically every potential lady friend out there. Unfortunately for Jude, so far the pattern has leaned more towards the latter. He spoke to AdWeek about his profile, and mentioned that he's doing terribly on Tinder. "I've had some matches, to which I'd like to thank for swiping right," he said. "But I think most girls just think I'm crazy. Zero dates."

And, in case you're starting to wonder the same thing, know that he did do this as a joke (mostly). He told the magazine that he noticed during a chat with friends that everyone seemed to be taking the dating app way too seriously, and he just wanted to have a good laugh. But, that doesn't mean he didn't put a little thought into it. "I tried to think of my audience for a few, so I figured Beyoncé and puppies would do well...as for the space pizza and ribbon dance—those just felt right and I probably laughed the hardest making them."

He's not alone, we have to admit to having a few bouts of laughter (albeit, confused laughter) ourselves upon viewing the Tinder profile. And, you've got to give him points for confidence. He's even set his hopes very high for a future Mrs. Senese—he told AdWeek that he really just wants to get noticed by Kristen Wiig. Good luck, bro.