Amy Schumer performed a stand-up routine at Night of Too Many Stars, and her spot on observations about the world's beauty standards will leave you laughing for a long time.
Joking about the gorgeous women in L.A. and her career in Hollywood, Schumer said she was "really glad" the fundraiser took place in New York because she's "too disgusting for L.A."
"In L.A. my arms register as legs," she joked. "They're like, 'What is that octopus walking around?'"
But her perception of herself changed last year after she had written a movie and the studio not only picked it up, but also asked her to star in it! She was shocked by the offer because she thought they would choose "one of the Kates" aka Kate Upton or Kate Middleton LOL. Then movie execs asked her to make a big change.