Heather Mills


Heather Mills, you just scored a megamillion-dollar divorce settlement from Sir Paul McCartney and this is the best wig you can scrounge up?

Or did you win all Paul's old hairdos in the divorce, too?

Anyway, the real tip-off that this secretary on holiday is really a VIP on the Q.T. is that if Mills were a normal person trying to sneak through an airport in disguise, she'd have been tackled, cuffed and arrested before she got past the skycap.

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