Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes tells E! News she's just as perplexed by Jamie Lynn Spears as we are: “Well, I have never been 16 and pregnant. But I have a dog, which is a lot of work, so I couldn't even imagine how hard it would be. I was just always told to try and not get pregnant!”

• Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn is hard at work, planning her wedding. Each guest will receive a box of Jordan almonds and some stretch-mark cream.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie sleep with their BlackBerrys. Which is fitting, since we doubt they still sleep with each other.

• BTW, they totally still sleep with each other. (P.S.: We just threw up a little in our mouths.)

Matt Damon still listens to his mom, who warns against violence in videogames. Could he be any cuter?

Tom Cruise is suddenly realizing that improving his image by playing a Nazi might not pay off. Go figure.

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