FAME PICTURESChinese-made Hannah Montana products—like her backpack and purses—have been found to contain up to 14 times the federal standard for lead in paint, the Center for Environmental Health says.
Sucking on that stuff can cause neurological damage. Which may explain why, upon hearing the news, lonely tween boys everywhere stared off into space, unable to process what was being said to them.
(Disney is saying all their licensed producers are supposed to comply with all applicable product safety laws and standards.)