• The Hills will finally return Mar. 24. Somehow, we're not able to get that excited about this news. Could it be Speidi's obnoxiousness? In the past week, they've deemed Heidi's upcoming album better than anything of Madonna's and staged awful crying pictures. But we'll probably watch, and just hate ourselves the next morning.
• Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe tried to enjoy a secret Valentine's date at a London pub, where they huddled together and "seemed totally absorbed in one another's company." Poor Ron Weasley is going to be heartbroken.
• People is reportedly prepared to offer J.Lo $6 million for first baby pics. When you think about it, that's only $3 mil per kid. Seems about right, just under Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's payday.• Jessica Simpson is blocking the release of a workout video she made during her Daisy Duke days and therefore "hurting millions of fat people in America," according to the company that produced the tape. If Jess can cure the obesity epidemic, what is she waiting for? It could be the only positive thing to come out of her career.
• Grammy diva war, round three: Britney reportedly dissed the Grammy performances of both Beyoncé and Amy Winehouse. Somebody's awfully jealy she didn't get an invite.