Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com• Joel Madden says Nicole Richie "looks really hot already…There's something so attractive about her now. It's a motherly glow." We agree. She definitely looks the best we've ever seen her.
• Dita Von Teese "was caught getting snuggly" with Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean at a Grammy party. How can someone with such good taste in clothes have such bad taste in men?
• Natalie Cole is angry that Amy Winehouse cleaned up at the Grammys: "I don't think she should have won. I think it sends a bad message to our young people." Yep, we were totally convinced all it takes to win a Grammy is a drug problem.
• Miley Cyrus is in trouble with Consumer Reports for not wearing a seat belt during a short portion of her Hannah Montana 3D Movie. We're starting to feel bad for how much crap Miley gets...she really can't do anything right.
• How Jack Nicholson picks up the ladies: "You walk up to someone you like, and you're feeling relaxed, they think, Oh, here comes the shark, and you say to them, 'When did you get pregnant?' You will have somebody off balance after that particular line." It's really pretty brilliant.