Jean-Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage.com• Matthew McConaughey is preggers! Does this mean no more shirtless pictures and bongo playing? Sniff...
• Playboy's Miss March 2005 Jillian Grace is pregnant and naming David Spade as the father. Is there a shortage of condoms in Hollywood or something?
• Fabio is still torn up about his Clooney altercation: "I could have punched him in the face while he was on his back. That's how you really hurt someone—their face can't amortize the punch, so it takes the whole impact." He's given this way too much thought.
• Alli Sims has gone and run her mouth to Us Weekly about Britney and Adnan. There are reports she was paid $200,000 for the story, but Us says she did it because she's friends with a reporter. We say she did it because she just cares so much for Brit.
• Lauren Conrad will have a fall fashion show to debut her shapeless dresses and head scarves. Also, it would make a great episode for season four, not that having a hit show on MTV ever gives her an advantage.