Brit Takes Naked Yelling Act Public?

Seems we left off a very important detail from the well-documented day of British shopping fun our main girl Britney enjoyed this weekend (before Monday's return trip to the mall, pictured above).  

A Betsey Johnson employee at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks tells Life & Style that while trying on a couple of dresses, Brit ventured out of the dressing room completely nude, and any attempts to cover her resulted in screams to the effect of, "Get away from me! Don't you f--king come near me!"

Britney then disappeared back into the dressing room with Adnan where the two proceeded to make strange noises for 45 minutes. Still need a few details to complete the mental picture? Here's one last thing the employee shared: 

"I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone."

Ah, yes, now we can really picture it. Thank you, Betsy Johnson employee, for ruining our day.