tinderinbrooklyn.tumblr.com/The next time one of your coupled friends tells you you're too picky, just show her this blog.
Tinder in Brooklyn is exactly what it sounds like: A collection of guys you'll find when you go on Tinder in Brooklyn. This group of men can also be described as the worst humans on the planet.
Lindsay, a law student currently living in, yes, Brooklyn, noticed that online dating in her borough offered nothing in the way of remotely palatable men. So, she decided to start documenting the horror on Tumblr. We think that her bio says it all: "Hi, I'm Lindsay. This is what has become of my life."
The blog is a collection of everybody that she's swiped left on, and collectively they embody basically every hipster stereotype out there. Each entry is scarier/sadder/more depressing than the last.
There's the guy whose main profile picture is of a flaming pineapple. There's the guy who just spent 15 months living in a tent. There's the guy who's best friend is a llama. There's the guy who describes himself as a "professional Prince impersonator." And then there's the guy who makes the roofie joke. Yes, a roofie joke.
As you can see, it is slim pickings. We can't even count how many guys on this Tumblr are wearing masks in their profile pictures. Masks!
For those of you who are Tinder-ing in Brooklyn, you have our utmost sympathies. For those of you Tinder-ing elsewhere, take a scroll through the blog to really appreciate what you have.