We kid you not when we say that Madonna's, er, very ample cleavage hit the 2015 Grammys red carpet about five minutes before she did: The singer showed up alongside musicians Nas and Diplo (both collaborators on her latest album) in an ensemble that was a little more costume than couture.
Not to say that she didn't look great (seriously, that body will never quit), but her black lace, fringed Givenchy mini put Spanish matadors to mind—well, with a liberal side of dominatrix.
Oh, and does that hat look familiar? You might recall that Madonna wore a similar topper in her 1994 "Take a Vow" video. (No one does throwback like Madge.)
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And well, if you needed a butt view, Madonna made sure to give you one.
"I'm wearing Givenchy," the pop icon told E! Live from the Red Carpet co-host Ryan Seacrest. "He also made my performance outfit—they're different colors. [And] these boots have nails in them, I can't dance on nails."
The singer paired her look with ultra-sexy fishnets, above-the-knee boots, a vampy red pout and spiked earrings. Perfectly Material Girl, if we do say so ourselves.