Time out! Jimmy Fallon's Saved by the Bell reunion skit on The Tonight Show was nostalgic and all, but aren't we all just missing the bigger picture here?!
The cast of Saved by the Bell are a bunch of ageless voodoo witches who should be burned at the stake, probably! Of course, since they are most likely immortal robots, burning them won't do any good so I guess we are stuck with these kids forever.
Sure, you could attest their youthful appearance to the wardrobe, the wigs and the lighting, but seriously…look at them.
Saved by the Bell (the good years) ran from 1989 to 1993, so we'll look at the age they were right in the middle (1991-ish) and compare it with their current age:
1. Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack Morris
Saved by the Bell age: 17
Current age: 40
2. Tiffani Thiessen as Kelly Kapowski
Saved by the Bell age: 18
Current age: 41
3. Mario Lopez as A.C. Slater
Saved by the Bell age: 18
Current age: 41
*The only difference is that Slater's thighs have blown up to gigantic proportions. Slater has certainly hit the squat press machine since graduating from Bayside.
4. Elizabeth Berkley as Jessie Spano
Saved by the Bell age: 18
Current age: 41
Tell us your secret, you sorcerers! Way to a minute...where was Lark Voorhies?! Or Dustin Diamond?! (Oh, right.)
You all sucked their souls out to stay young forever, didn't you?! What horrible, cruel beings you are! To think you stole the essence from Screech Powers and Lisa Turtle to remain young and flawless forever. Disgusting.
Anyway, you guys look great! Go Bayside!
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