It's been four months and five days since Mila Kunis gave birth to Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher.
"But who's counting?" she asked on TBS' Conan Wednesday.
The Jupiter Ascending actress, 31, said life got better after welcoming a daughter with Ashton Kutcher. "It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I've said this and I stand by it," she said. "It is great."
Conan O'Brien agreed with Mila's stance, though he was a bit distracted by her chest. "I saw a red carpet picture of you and it looked like Channing Tatum was staring at…because there are changes that the body goes through, and it looks like he's busted for staring at your breasts," the late-night host said.
After a picture of Mila and her co-star appeared onscreen, she said, "Hold on! That's awful. Here's the thing...I swear! I know him and I love him. He really wasn't. But, boy, do these things grow! I don't know how to deal with them because I've never had them, so I always dressed for a flat-chested girl, and all of a sudden I'm busty and I'm like, 'What? Check it out! This is amazing to me!' It's a whole new world."
Life is better in all sorts of ways! "Men actually look at my boobs," Mila said. "I've never had that happen before because they're just there!" Conan then joked, "I'm staring so hard at your forehead right now."
"Wait! Can you see them?" Mila asked, cupping her breasts. "Oh look! See, I have boobs, you guys!"
Mila is now dressing differently. "First of all, I needed to start wearing a bra, which was a whole new experiment for me. I was like, 'What are these things that people wear?'" she said. "Now I have to."