It's that time of year again. Time to panic about what to do for your impossible to please significant other on Valentine's Day. I mean c'mon, Dana. Isn't my love and a baby enough?! Isn't it? Really?

It's also almost time for the Super Bowl! SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL SUUUUUUUUUPER BOWL! And everyone knows you can't have a Super Bowl without Doritos hitting up its fans for a free commercial with their Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest.

Among this year's entries there was plenty of the same old same old. Kids outsmarting adults for their Doritos. Hot girls outsmarting guys for their Doritos. And of course, animals outsmarting people for their Doritos. There was however one bright spot of originality; Zombies.

Take, for instance, "Dawn of the Doritos" in which we're led to believe zombies are after a girl but TWIST, they just want her Doritos.

 

Then of course there's "The Last Stash" in which we're led to believe zombies are after a guy but TWIST-A-ROO, they just want his Doritos.

 

 

One of our favorites was "Zombie Run" in which we're led to believe zombies are after a dude but SHAMALAN-A-DING-DONG TWIST, they just want his Doritos. WHAT?!!!!

 

 

And how about "Zombietos" in which blah bitty blah blah man bloopity bloop zombie blingity blang TWISTY TWIST TWIST, that zomberoo just wanted his Doritos!!!!! I mean, WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!

 

 

Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Here's "Doritos and the Fast Ride". Doesn't sound like it has zombies, based on the title, but guess what? It does. Luckily the people under attack accidently discover zombies love Doritos.

 

 

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, dude. Then there was this one called "Unrequited Love" that doesn't sound like it has zombies, based on the title, but guess what? It does. Luckily the people under attack accidently discover zombies love Doritos. THEN THEY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Lastly there's "Zombie Snack Attack". It's just about some bros hanging out.

 

 

PSYCH! There were zombies who accidently discovered they love Doritos and then they party. YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Head Implodes. Doritos spill out. Zombie ignores the Doritos and eats my arm. TWIST!*

 

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