In the world of Bad Lip Reading, football players talk about tasty treats, fun games and...cooking rodents.
Just in time for the 2015 Super Bowl next Sunday, the popular YouTube video parody series, which dubs absurd comments and gibberish over footage of actors and other famous people, has paid tribute to the NFL for the third consecutive year.
In the clip, which was posted on Thursday, Dallas Cowboys running back Dez Bryant is hungry.
"You love Funyuns!" Cowboys coach Jerome Henderson is depicted as telling him on the field, punching him lightly on the shoulder.
The player is then shown storming into a locker room, shouting, "Get my Funyuns ready! Come on, bring me that treat because they just make a hum in my tum!"
Others also channel their inner child.
"I got my LEGOs and I'll bring 'em and then we can play," a dubbed Cowboys wide receiver Terrance Williams tells Detroit Lions Cornerback Darius Slay.
But it's not all fun and games.
"I once got a rake and I killed a snowman!" Cowboys defensive end George Selvie brags to his buddies in the satirical segment.
Speaking of murder, Lions linebacker Tahir Whitehead takes a page from Stephen King's The Shining, chanting, "Red Rum! Red Rum!"
And it's rodents who whet some people's appetites, according to the satirical video. CBS sports commentator Greg Gumbel apologizes to colleague and former NFL star Trent Green for serving them to him as a meal.
Tom Brady, whose team, the New England Patriots, will take on the Seattle Seahawks on Super Bowl Sunday, is also featured in the video, without his uniform, and also rambles and paints about a bizarre, gruesome picture.
"You should see, we caught a mouse and then we kept it," the video shows him saying. "Could've cooked him, but no, we can't crush it, so we got him a mouse cage."
The kickoff time for Super Bowl XLIX is 6:30 p.m. ET / 3:30 p.m. PT and the game airs live on NBC on Sunday, Feb. 1.
Check out Bad Lip Reading videos that paid tribute to the NFL in 2014 and in 2013, as well as popular shows such as The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones, and the movies Twilight, The Hunger Games and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
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