ABCHappy Bachelor Premiere Day, y'all!
We said "y'all" while chewing a piece of hay, and wearing Daisy Dukes, because that's the way our boy Hot Farmer Chris would want it.
Tonight, ABC premieres its 19th season of the reality show that will never, ever die, because love never, ever dies. (Just kidding. Only one of the 17 past couples actually made it to the altar. But the Bachelor ratings will actually never perish.)
To mark this momentous occasion, we asked all you Bachelor fans to partake in the ultimate popularity contest: The Official Ranking of the Best and Worst Bachelors of All Time!
You voted. We pretended this was professional journalism. And the results were surprising!
See if you agree with the pick for the #1 most loved...