Eureka Moment!

By Lia Haberman Feb 16, 2007 7:39 PMTags
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Just a friendly heads-up to Foxy Brown's lawyer: After hearing that your volatile client was arrested for battery at a Florida beauty supply shop, we realized there can be only one defense strategy. Foxy must be allergic to acetone, a common ingredient in nail polish remover. After all, didn't her last arrest occur in a nail salon after getting a manicure? Obviously, the fumes send her into an apoplectic rage that require she lash out at any beauticians in her immediate vicinity. Poor thing is just an innocent victim to the toxic effects of cosmetic treatments and should probably avoid all beauty products and boutiques for her own safety. No thanks necessary, we're sure you would have come up with the same theory sooner or later.