Thank god it's Friday. Otherwise, the news that Lauren Conrad is about to earn megabucks as an Avon spokesperson could send us on an Office Space rampage with a bat and copy machine. Famous for nothing more than twirling her hair, raising her eyebrows and a total lack of judgment when it comes to men—L.C., as she's known to friends and anyone who has ever caught an episode of Laguna Beach, is breaking the deal TV viewers have with reality stars (we'll love you for a season) and parlaying her 15 minutes into an actual career…one that apparently already pays much better than ours. Oh, God, where's that Louisville Slugger?