SO. NOT. PRETTY.
We're talking about what happens next on Starz's Outlander, and not, of course, the radiant perfection that is the faces of its leads: Caitriona Balfe and Sam Heughan. (DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT THEM. IT'S LIKE STARING AT THE SUN.)
The horrific news is that Outlander won't be back with the second half of season one until April 4th, 2015.
But it looks like it will be worth the wait.
Starz just released a 20-second teaser with new footage from the coming episodes (check it out above!), and it's clear the action is ramping up. Big time.