Good news, dolls: If you're reading this, Kim Kardashian's naked butt did not break the Internet!
The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and her bare bum did take a crack at it though when they graced the cover of Paper magazine's Winter 2014 issue. In another image from the glossy, Kim balanced a full glass of champagne on her famous booty. This didn't bring the wild wild web to a halt, but it did inspire a handful of amusing memes.
As you can probably imagine, a lot of these were dangerously NSFW, but some managed to keep it PG-13...
Like this one, which has Bruce Willis' bald head (x2) filling in for each butt cheek.
Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further. pic.twitter.com/Sh70yV43gE
? Kelkulus (@kelkulus) November 12, 2014One Toronto morning show host made his own version of the paper, substituting him for Kim and coffee for champagne!
If any picture is going to #BreakTheInternet this is it! @BTToronto #BrokenInternet pic.twitter.com/M0gpT1lakW
? Kevin Frankish (@KevinFrankish) November 12, 2014Oh, and in case anyone was worried what Kanye West thought of his wife's bootyliciousness being out on display, here's his short and sweet tweet of approval:
#ALLDAY pic.twitter.com/bQZK8lnNfB
? KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) November 12, 2014Keep 'em com in', Internets—you can do better!
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