Ryan Case, Emmy

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Now this is one way to have some fun during a horrific flight experience.

Modern Family editor and director Ryan Case had a truly terrible travel experience Sunday and live tweeted the entire thing in a hilarious 67-tweet rant. Over the course of a few hours, Case chronicled her experience sitting near an apparently drunken plane passenger who, according to Case, was loud, obnoxious and had complete disregard for anyone around her.

"Sitting behind the worst person in the world," Case wrote yesterday. "She was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made…She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever ‘SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS' & hasn't stopped talking since."

Oh, but that's just the beginning. Her live tweeting went on to perfectly portray the messy passenger's unbelievable behavior:

"I want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered."

"She keeps saying ‘I know David Guetta' in a prideful way."

"I'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial."

"You guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ."

"After saying 'MY ARAB FRIENDS' so many times she slurred 'is that SO racist?' then kept on saying it."

"It baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him."

"She said 'I have a very racist view of all Middle East.' She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent."

Read Case's full rant here!

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