"And he was like...and she was like..."
Thank the Bachelor Gods for giving us the gift that is Michelle Money! The former contestant, who went on to compete on Bachelor Pad, is currently searching for true love on Bachelor in Paradise (and may have found it with Cody, the franchise's very own version of The Hulk), and has proven herself to be the most entertaining member of the cast. And she also happens to be an amazing storyteller, recounting the epic fairy tale-style romances of show for cast members coming in late to Paradise, like Brooks.
In our exclusive videos, Michelle hilariously fills Brooks in on the whirlwind romance of Elise and Chris, who left Paradise together...two days after she said she was falling for another guy, Dylan.
Hey, no one said love wasn't messy! Remember Chris' trip to the emergency room after messing up his knee (walking is hard!), which lead to him complaining about his sleeping arrangements? "I'm in a bunk bed," Michelle alleges he said. "Who sleeps in a bunk bed? I'm a grown man. I don't even fit in the bunk bed."
While Michelle takes her storytelling very seriously, Brooks can't help but laugh. "Sorry, I'm going to lose it."
And it's easy to see why in the exclusive clips above, so press play to hear Michelle hilariously recount the epic romance of Chris and Elise.
Bachelor in Paradise's finale airs Sept. 8 at 8 p.m. on ABC. And check back with us on Monday for even more hilarious BIP romance rewinds courtesy of Michelle Money!