Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress Gets Spoofed by Funny or Die—See What the Kids Really Wrote on Her Gown

Site puts their own spin on the iconic dress with hilarious messages about the actress' past

By Mike Vulpo Sep 04, 2014 3:16 AMTags
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Ever since the first photos of Angelina Jolie's wedding dress were revealed, we haven't been able to stop ooh-ing and aww-ing over the gorgeous look.

The veil, the Atelier Versace gown and, of course, the embroidered drawings from the actress and Brad Pitt's children are nothing short of fabulous.

But in a new parody created by the clever minds at Funny or Die, fans are getting a new perspective of what the kids really doodled on mommy's special dress.

Turns out the youngest Jolie-Pitt family members have lots to say about their childhood and mom's past relationships.

A picture is displayed of "mommy's old ex-lover" Billy Bob Thornton, and nearby, an illustration of Jennifer Aniston's famous "The Rachel" haircut is inscribed.

"almost my mommy?" the kids write. Hey now, isn't it time we all finally move on from the Team Jen vs. Team Angelina debate? 

The drawings also make light of the kids themselves, and what they've experienced growing up in a famous household. "The paparazzi watching us right now," reads one picture with a nosy photographer.

"U guys r so hot," is also written and signed by "UR Adopted Kids."

Guess they know Pitt was People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for two years.

Courtesy Atelier Versace

Finally, who knew the kids loved the film that launched the obsession of Brangelina. "My favorite film of 2005," reads the bottom of Jolie's dress in reference to Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Oh, how kids will be kids!

In reality, master tailor at Atelier Versace, Luigi Massi, was able to sew dozens of not-so-flashy designs from the children.

"Luigi is like family to me and I couldn't imagine anyone else making this dress," Jolie told People magazine. "He knows and cares for the children and it was great fun putting it together." 

The results are nothing short of beautiful. Well done, Angelina!