Peyton Manning Is Judging You for Drinking Gatorade at Inappropriate Times

QB has an opinion about your hydration habits

By Jenna Mullins Aug 19, 2014 6:33 PMTags

Hey! People who drink Gatorade after a night of partying and debauchery! You are doing it wrong, and Peyton Manning just does not approve 

And how dare you piss off Peyton Manning? Don't you dare do it! Not right before the regular NFL season!

Fine. It's just a Gatorade commercial starring the Denver QB as the manager of a gas station, but the principle still stands. The sports drink company's new motto is: "You have to sweat it to get it." Meaning you better be doing sports things and whatnot and actually sweating before you drink Gatorade. Or else Peyton Manning will appear and punch you in the face.

Probably. At least he's not rapping in this commercial with his brother Eli Manning.