We know you've spent all day Googling combinations of "Fifty Shades of Grey + Frozen," "50 Shades but with Disney characters," "fifty shades of gray less sexy more clothes?"and "naked Olaf the snowman." Well, Google no more: It's here. Here is the Fifty Shades of Frozen mashup you have been longing for.
Oh, you weren't? Anyway, it's amazing. And creepy. But the real Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is pretty creepy too, isn't it? It can give us all our lady boners, but we all think it sounds like he's going to murder her, right?
(Per ususal, we mostly just want that new "Crazy in Love." Give it to us, Beyoncé!)