Anderson Cooper is the king of zing.
The journalist and his BFF Kelly Ripa appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live Tuesday. Andy Cohen seized the opportunity to "learn from the master" by reading mean tweets he's received and asking Cooper's advice. The first tweet came from user @LilPoundCake1, who told the TV star, "Because Andy is a shady bitch. He'll do anything to giggle like a school girl…that is, until the s--t hits the fan."
How would Cooper reply?
"You have to read the person's Twitter history, because then you really get a sense and you can personalize your response," he said. "After reading the person's Twitter history, I had two responses: One is, '@LilPoundCake1, I'm guessing from your bitterness you eat more than just a little pound cake.' The only other thing I thought is that not even Bow Wow uses the moniker Lil anymore. Time to update." Cooper then explained that the rapper recently decided to use his birth name, Shad Moss.