In hindsight, it was smart of Ashton Kutcher to dress in nondescript colors.
Mila Kunis' fiancé is in Brazil and was still all smiles while posing for pics with fans, including Brazilian TV presenter Luciano Huck, dressed in patriotic yellow and green. Then, however, he presumably settled down to watch what's turning out to be a massacre of the home team (5-0 at halftime, so technically there's hope...) at the hands of Germany in today's World Cup semifinal match.
In case you were wondering why "#blitzkrieg" was trending on Twitter...
"WorldCup2014," Kutcher benignly captioned his own twitpic selfie, taken at Estádio Mineirão in Belo Horizonte.
"Brazil, now just playing for pride," the ESPN announcer intoned, heralding the start of the second half.
Interestingly, Rihanna—who tweeted several very enthusiastic posts of the "go Brazil!" variety on July 4—has remained entirely silent.
Maybe they could have used some love from RiRi's corner.
Seriously, the only fix for Brazil today would've been if Ashton had revealed the entire match was being filmed for a Punk'd resurgence.