Anderson Cooper Says He Is "Certainly No Expert on the Topic of Vaginas"

CNN anchor giggles his way through the story of the exchange student who got stuck in a vagina statue

Alas, we have found something more wonderful than Anderson Cooper giggling: Anderson Cooper giggling while talking about vaginas. Which is what happened when he discussed the American exchange student who got stuck in a giant sculpture of a vagina in Germany and required 22 firemen to get him unstuck (if you don't know this story, maybe you should pay attention to the NEWS more. This is IMPORTANT FOREIGN AFFAIRS, people).

"I'm certainly no expert on the topic of..." Anderson says in the video, pausing as he reads the teleprompter to giggle. "Vaginas...They really aren't my wheelhouse, so to speak. But I know enough to know that you're not supposed to go in feet first." 

Now watch the video again and take a shot every time Anderson Cooper says "vagina."

1 shot.

2 shots.

3 shots.

4 shots.

5 shots.

Go home, you're drunk.