Stockton Police Department
LAAAAAAAAADIES, this face is your new fantasy. This is the ward of the state that gets you all hot and bothered. This is the convicted felon whose biggest crime is being just too damn hot. This is inmate number 696969. This is your #FelonCrushFriday.
Because apparently #FCF is something we're doing now? We're going to ignore the fact that these guys are charged with being NOT LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS (and hashtag or not, not all are charged with felonies) and try to pencil ourselves in for the next conjugal video? Seriously? No judgment, we guess. Just making sure we're all on the same page...In that case, here are 17 mug shots (courtesy of your new favorite website, Hot & Busted) that are at least equally hot, if not hotter, than Jeremy Meeks.
1. Because it seems like you're into tattoos...
Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff's Office, Florida
2. If you want a Southern boy. Like, really Southern. Looking at him, we're guessing like Confederacy South. So, basically, if you want a guy who gets drunk and shouts "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN."
Ada County Sheriff's Office, Idaho
3. This not-so-innocent baby face.
Ada County Sheriff's Office, Idaho
5. And these dreads you just want to run your hands through.
Seminole County Sheriff’s Office, Florida
Pinellas County, FL Police Department
8. This guy who was arrested at a prison where apparently they let you take your mug shot without a shirt on?
Boone County Sheriff’s Office, Missouri
10. This guy who kind of looks like Tom Hardy, don't you think?
11. We love a man with a beard.
Broward County Sheriff’s Office, Florida
12. This Abercrombie & Fitch model.
13. This guy who is hot, but also looks dirty. You would like to bathe him.
Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff's Office
Plano Police Department
17. And this sensitive soul.
Warren County Sheriff’s Office, Kentucky
Dry your eyes, beautiful. Nobody cares when you take such a beautiful picture.
