You know exactly how this video is going to end before you even click play.
But it does not disappoint: Robert Jeffrey Blank graduated from Davenport University in Grand Rapids, Mich. over the weekend, a milestone he will remember forever. And we will remember it forever too, because Robert Jeffrey Blank decided to try to do a back flip onstage and it went predictably awry. So now it's on YouTube! Forever!
We can all laugh about it though, because, according to MyFox8, "Blank was uninjured."
And now for the instant replay: