Who needs Mr. Right when Mr. Right Now is DTF?

Native New Yorker Amy Schumer stopped by E!'s Chelsea Lately Monday, where she opened up about her temporary move to L.A. and dating on the opposite coast. "In New York I feel like I'll get auditions to be a romantic lead, and here they're like, 'Oh, you're the fat neighbor getting gastric bypass,'" the stand-up comic joked. "I'm like, 'No, people have actually had sex with me, believe it or not.'"

Schumer, who has her own show on Comedy Central, is currently single. "I'm wearing one ring and that's in my body right now," the Inside Amy Schumer star joked, referring to NuvaRing birth control.

When host Chelsea Handler asked her guest if she's getting any these days, Schumer made a joke about oral sex: "Is it sex if you're just like push their head down like you're trying to set off dynamite?"

"That counts," the Uganda Be Kidding Me author told Schumer.

"I guess I'm getting around," the comedienne conceded.

To hear more from Schumer—including a funny story about her "dirtbag dad"—watch the clip now.

Tune into Chelsea Lately weeknights at 11 p.m. on E!

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