If you have never heard the noises that a sloth makes, you need to stop whatever you're doing and watch this compilation right now (literally, this is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Even if you're like, a doctor or a lawyer or The President of the United States, this takes precedence).
They SQUEAK! OH MY GOD!
These sloths sound exactly like people babies who can't talk yet and are getting frustrated that you won't pick them up. We will pick up all of the sloths!
Obligatory Empress of All Sloths GIF: