InstagramKanye West is going "kid-friendly."
Kind of. Maybe? On Late Night, ‘Ye said his daughter, North West, has inspired him to create "artistic, intellectual, kid-friendly songs." Then he said something about nudity on European TV and Quentin Tarantino and we got a bit confused.
But kid-friendly Kanye West music could be fun and interesting (and different: His recent remix of Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love" talked about getting someone's mouth pregnant. No bueno for his toddler demographic!) So we're remixing some of our favorite Kanye songs to make them suitable for the diaper crowd.
We were inspired by this "N----s in Paris" remix from the kids...
Kidz Bop Niggas in Paris: What?s oodle, my noodle? What?s toaster, my strudel? What?s drawing, my doodle? What?s that puppy, a poodle?
? Fill Werrell (@FillWerrell) February 12, 2012...and went from there!
For the much younger audience (infant to pre-K), these lyrics will resonate:
"Jesus Walks"
You know what the Midwest is?
Young & Restless
Where restless (N----S) might snatch your necklace
And next these (N----S) might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these (N----S) who Kanye West is
Becomes a bedtime lullaby...
You know when naptime is?
Young and restless
Where restless (BABIES) will sleep with blankies
And next these (BABIES) might suck a binky
Somebody tell these (BABIES) who Kanye West be
[Just because they're babies doesn't mean they shouldn't know who Kanye West is.]
"Gold Digger"
She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah she's a trifling friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me
Becomes an ode to mom (mom in this case is Kim Kardashian, just FYI)...
She gives me snacks when I'm hungry
Yeah she's a wonderful mom indeed
Oh she's my mommy all day long
She loves on me