Beyoncé's new music video for "Partition" isn't exactly new. It is 75 days not new (old), to be exact. Which means any Bey fan worth their membership into the Beyhive first watched it 75 days ago, at midnight, when Queen B released her surprise visual album, BEYONCÉ.
But "Partition" is Bey's newest single and the video is so sexy, sexy, SEXY that we do not mind watching it again. If we GIFed all of the sexiest moments from the video, it would just be a GIF of the entire thing.
Still, here are 24 moments that made us say, "Daaaaaaaaamn, Bey!"
1. Damn, Bey. Lookin' like some kind of sexy librarian. Are those Warby Parkers?
2. Daamn, Bey. What we wouldn't give to be that maid who picks up your napkin.
3. Daaamn, Bey. How are you keeping everything in that top?
4. Daaaamn, Bey. You're almost not! Suggested hashtag is: #HEAVINGBOSOM
5. Daaaaamn, Bey. Looking like a sexy Carmen Sandiego!
6. Daaaaaamn, Bey. Where in the world are YOU, Beyoncé Sandiego?
7. Daaaaaaamn, Bey. Hope you brought your knee pads.
8. Daaaaaaaamn, Bey. Hand check!
9. Daaaaaaaaamn, Bey. And what exactly is going on here?!
10. Daaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. This isn't even a subtle allusion! But we love it!
11. Daaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. Lookin' like some kind of sexy vampire. Or sexy spider. Or sexy vamp spider. Whatever you look like, it's the sexy version of that.
12. Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. Lookin' like a sexy synchronized swimmer.
13. Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. We've heard of being thirsty before, but, girl, you look hungry.
14. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. Whose legs are those?
15. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. Singing about "hand prints and foot prints on the glass," but more like hand prints on your boobies!
16. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. Singing about "hand prints and whip prints all on my ass," but more like...Oh yep, that's your ass.
17. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. The judges give your synchronized swimming a solid 12.
18. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. Turn the lights up! We can't even see you, but we can tell this is sexy!
19. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. We saw Beyoncé laying on the catwalk so we laid on the catwalk.
Spoiler alert for Fashion Week 2015.
20. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. That takes muscle definition!
21. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey. Quoting The Big Lebowski in French and making it sound all sexy and stuff.
"Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?" Oui, oui!
22. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey! Look at you credit carding that pole with your cheetah print booty.
23. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bey!
Ditto!
24. Damn, Bey. Licking that pole you just credit carded. That is not sanitary. But it is sexy!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
As a post script of sorts, Beyoncé added "Partition" to her Mrs. Carter World Tour.
You must watch it immediately: