Colleen Hayes/NBCForget Yelp, there's a new review system in Pawnee: Ron's Reviews. Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is giving his opinions on local businesses, people and things when the NBC comedy returns on Thursday, Feb. 27.
"Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people and places," Ron says in the exclusive preview clip below.
We all know how Ron Swanson feels about computers, social media and technology in general, so what's the deal with Ron's Reviews?
Ron Swanson is using the Internet to look up addresses of people and businesses to send his "strongly-worded letters" to. His targets: a vegetable farm, several European ambassadors, a manufacturer of male cologne and a non-fat frozen yogurt bar.
"Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts," Ron writes. "Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars."
Parks and Recreation returns with new episodes on Thursday, Feb. 27 at 8:30 p.m. on NBC. To celebrate, check out some front pages from the Pawnee Sun and Pawnee Journal, the show's fictional newspapers, in the gallery below.
(E! and Parks and Recreation are both part of the NBCUniversal family.)