Mike Pont/FilmMagicWe realize that's a bold call to make, but we stand by the observation. This is the shortest dress Alessandra Ambrosio has ever worn. That is, of course, not counting any bikini's that had little skirt bottoms attached.
The Brazilian beauty certainly took one half of the "Leather and Lace" theme party seriously with this Alexandre Vauthier. At first glance, we actually thought it was made of 9 leather belts sewn together with leather string. We're still not entirely sure that isn't the style situation, but what we're most concerned about, is what we're going to see when the Victoria's Secret model sits down...
This gorgeous human could make a burlap bag look perfect on her body, but there's something slightly tacky about this maroon mini—like it could sell for $19.99 at Forever 21. The sweetheart neckline is nothing original, and boring black pumps don't give it any drama down below.
All in all, it looks more like something we'd expect from a Jersey Shore star than an international supermodel.