1. Something that will kill you.
Still, certain people keep trying to go and chill with sharks in the ocean. And bad stuff always happens. (People aren't even trying to chill with sharks and sharks are all up in their business anyway, so maybe let's just stay out of the water all together.)
Watch this video of Shaun Harrington, 27, attempting "extreme cage diving" off the coast of Australia using only a birdcage. Surprise! He is nearly attacked by a 10-foot tiger shark (a 10-foot tiger shark that he knew was in the water but didn't expect to "come at" him).
Shaun tells Australia's 9News the diving was "not the smartest thing" and that it "sort of went wrong for us." To which we must ask, what was the best-case outcome of this?