What is your biggest fear? Your worst nightmare? Your hell on earth? Now imagine sitting on a stage in front of all of your friends and family and having someone read your Google search history out loud. Which is worse?
The latter. Hands down.
But imagine if you had to ask all that weird s--t to a human person. That's the premise behind this CollegeHumor sketch, written by Streeter Seidell, where Google (played by Brian Huskey) is a real man with a really horrible job.
Spoiler alert: Old people don't know anything, kids are gross and grown men are grosser.