German Police Are on a Frantic Search for a Naked Motorcycle Rider

"Ballerboyz" went riding through Münster wearing nothing but a helmet and gloves

By Jenna Mullins Dec 26, 2013 5:05 PMTags
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We think we speak for everyone here when we say: We hope the cops take their time finding this criminal. At least give him a chance to ride naked again! 

German police are looking for a motorcyclist who went riding naked through Münster's Christmas market. We're talking nothing but gloves and a helmet because, you know, safety first.

The man, who goes under the name "Ballerboyz" on Facebook, said he would pull this nude stunt if he got 1,000 likes on his post. Apparently naked joyrides are frowned upon in Germany and the police are now "attempting to identify the rider for potential charges" for this "petty offense." If Ballerboyz gets away with this, we would like to suggest changing his name to "Not So Petty Offense." Get it?…We're talking about penis size, here.

Watch the video below and see if you agree with one witness to the ride who told newspaper Westfälische Nachrichten she found the show "not unappetizing to watch."

Naked German motorcyclist, we salute you.