Mega MillionsEveryone's favorite game is pondering what they would do if they won the lottery, and if you go on and on about paying off debts and setting up long-term savings for your future, then you suck at this game and no one plays with you anymore probably.
But since the Mega Millions jackpot is currently up to $550 million, winning the lotto is on everyone's mind. And if you were wondering what people would do with that kind of dough, we took a rough sampling of the population (or read Twitter, if you will) to find out. Most of the ideas involved fast food, torturing celebrities and dying. Not all at once. Although, we're sure somebody out there wants to die from eating too much fast food while torturing a celeb.
Check out the big ideas people have if they win the Mega Millions jackpot. Our personal favorite is the sweet young man who wants to help out his mom….and then get high:
If i won the lottery i'd only wear versace pants
? GOTH X-PAC (@gothkatana) December 16, 2013See, most people would spend their money in a way to ensure they'd never have to wear pants again. Or that might be just us.
If I won the lottery I'd pay someone to kill me
? no (@PizzaHatBoy) December 16, 2013You could probably find someone who would do that real cheap. No lottery necessary.
If I won the lottery I would probably spend most of the money making other people unhappy.
? The Bawsajez (@DayleBetts) December 16, 2013You, sir, are a big dreamer.
If I won the lottery I'd buy a taco bell. I can make money and get free food. #priorities
? The Jacob Wallace? (@Dr_Squirtle) December 16, 2013Since we think Taco Bell is the best fast food joint, we approve this message.
If I won the lottery I'd be peacing out to Cali
? Brenden Callahan (@PvrisHilton) December 16, 2013It's not that great here, save for the weather. Try another coast.
If I won the lottery I would buy a cow!
? Victoria Loves Books (@arrrgggghhhhhh) December 16, 2013You could probably buy more than that, unless there is some super expensive collector's edition cow we don't know about.
I swear first thing I would do if I won the lottery is buy my momma whatever she wanted. And then probably smoke a blunt or something
? Rene Bray (@ReneBray1) December 16, 2013Family first. Always.
If I ever won the lottery I'd pay Nicki Minaj to stop "singing."
? Haze (@titletown__) September 30, 2013But then she'd use her free time to post more photos like this one. Pro or con?
If I won the lottery I would buy loads of Harry Potter stuff and penguins
? katie (@__katiejoslin) September 7, 2013Combine that s--t. Imagine if The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios was run by penguins. You could make that happen, girl!
If I won the lottery, I'd go to so many job interviews in a mermaid costume and ask if sprinklers are allowed in the office to keep me moist
? Steve Stifler (@SteveStfler) September 6, 2013That's so silly! Mermaids don't have college degrees! You wouldn't even make it past the initial phone interview!
If I won the lottery I would buy a mcdonalds and build a penthouse on top of it and live in peace and harmony
? shit girl (@buttkisserY2K) September 1, 2013Nothing about living on top of McDonald's screams "peace and harmony", but to each their own.
If I won the lottery I'd get Madonna to let me spray her with a firehose.
? JT (@JT_IV_) August 19, 2013We can't tell if this person hates Madonna or if this is some sort of fetish-type fantasy...
If I won the lottery I'd be dead in 5 hours.
? Ally Maynard (@missmayn) July 31, 2013Then you did lottery-winning right.
What would you do if you won all that money?
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