Love Actually 2 Trailer Reveals Where Everyone Is Now (Hint: Most of Them Are Killing Stuff)

Spoof features scenes from Walking Dead, The Hobbit and Taken

By Jenna Mullins Dec 11, 2013 7:16 PMTags
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Remember in Love Actually when Andrew Lincoln's character raised the bar on romantic gestures by telling Keira Knightley how he felt using cue cards? His name was Mark. Well, now Mark is killing zombies. And not one but two characters ended up as wizards. This is all according to the trailer for Love Actually 2, which tells us where the folks from the beloved Christmas classic ended up after the credits rolled.

Obviously it's a fake trailer that uses footage from the films and TV series that the actors from Love Actually appeared in after the movie was released, but it's still lots of fun to imagine this being real. So according to Love Actually 2, this is how everyone ended up:

Billy Mack (Bill Nighy): Became a zombie. Eats people.
Juliet (Keira Knightley): Now a bounty hunter.
Mark (Andrew Lincoln): Killing zombies and looking for his wife. Plot twist: He's now married to Juliet. The cue cards reeled her in.
Jamie (Colin Firth): Became the king of the United Kingdom. Swears a lot.
David (Hugh Grant): Host of American Idol-esque show called American Dreamz.
Harry (Alan Rickman): Became a professor at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft.
Karen (Emma Thompson): Ditto. Her husband seems to yell at her a lot at Hogwarts. Not sure why, as he is the one who bought a pretty necklace for his young and hot secretary.

Daniel (Liam Neeson): Threatening to kill Harry over the phone. His son Sam has apparently been kidnapped.
Sam (Thomas Sangster): When he was kidnapped, he was taken to Westeros. His dad has no problem fighting wolves in order to protect him.
John (Martin Freeman): Gave up his sex scene body double career to go on an adventure. Will most definitely find one ring to rule them all. Now has big, hairy feet.
Sarah (Laura Linney): Became a lawyer. Biggest case was defending a priest who was charged with homicide after an exorcism killed a young girl.
Rufus (Rowan Atkinson): Left the world of gift-wrapping to become a spy. He's not that smart, but he gets the job done.
Colin Frissell (Kris Marshall): Managed to knock up Jeannie (January Jones) after the threesome.
President of the United States (Billy Bob Thornton): Became a mall Santa. Beats up little children.
Mr. Trench (Adam Godley): Founded Gray Matter Technologies. Pissed off meth king Walter White.

Watch the Love Actually 2 trailer below and tell us if you agree that this movie should totally be made in real life. We're prepping our Kickstarter campaign right now.