You better twerk, Glee fans!
Last night our favorite musically-inclined cast decided to showcase their booty-poppin' skillz (yes, skillz with a 'z') with America's newest dance craze. Thanks to Miley Cyrus' tongue-wagging, ass-shaking influence, twerking was all the rage at McKinley High in this week's episode of Glee., much to Sue's (Jane Lynch) chagrin.
After witnessing a wide array of twerk-attempts we're now left with one major question: who's booty bounced the best? Shimmy on down to find who received a master's degree in twerk-ology and who's still trying to figure out where their hips are.
Now, we understand that twerking is not a move for the faint of heart...
Luckily, the New Directions had queen bee Kitty Wilde (Becca Tobin) as their twerking spirit guide to help them master their booty-tastic dance moves.
She's flawless and gives great instructions: "Alright all you basic bitches. Feet shoulder-width apart, bend your knees, turn them out. Hands on hips, tumbs on the butt. And pop it! Pop it, pop it, pop it!"
Behold Kitty's greatness:
Kitty's Twerking Grade: A+ You've gone from catty Cheerio to a fierce female lead, and for that we applaud you.
Even Jake Puckerman (Jacob Artist) showcased his skills in the twerking tutorial before revealing what a douchey, cheating, skeez he really is...
Baby Puckerman would've received an A-, but his two-timing ways bumped him way down.
Jake's Twerking Grade: D, for douche. Sorry, not sorry.
Blaine's Twerking Grade: B-, The energy and passion is there, but the execution falls a little flat. Don't be sad, Blaine! We know there's a newly tatted-up and pierced fiancé who will make you feel better. Wink-wink.
Marley's Twerking Grade: C, for too much cuteness! We know that your twerking skills are subpar darling, (It's supposed to go front-to-back, not side-to-side!) but as long as your having fun, it really doesn't matter. You do you, girl.
Artie's Twerking Grade: N/A. Artie may not be able to shake what his momma gave him, but he sure can appreciate his girlfriend's amazing, ahem, assets.
Sam's Twerking Grade: ___ Oh! sorry, we totally forgot to give Sam a grade! We were too busy reminiscing on his White Chocolate stripper days. Instead of a grade we're just going to send him a couple singles. You're welcome.
Tina and Ryder's Twerking Grade: F, for fail. We love both of you as characters, but let's face it: Some people are movers and some people are just goobers.
So keep on tryin' little twerkers, and remember, no one is judging you here. Well, except maybe for Kitty…
Glee airs Thursday at 9 p.m. on Fox.
What did you think of this week's twerk-filled episode of Glee? Were you excited to see your favorite characters poppin' their booties? Sing your thoughts in the comments below!