By now I'm sure you know about Rob Ford. He's the crack smokin' mayor of Toronto, Canada. You know, big guy, looks like his blood pressure is about to cause him to explode. Yeah, him.

After what has seemed like an endless media sh*t storm, Mayor Ford finally and officially admitted he did indeed smoke crack. This, however, would not be the only admission the good mayor would make. Oh no. During a recent live televised press conference Mr. Ford wanted to make something abundantly clear to the assembled members of the media and everyone watching at home. When it comes to the cooch, best believe he gets his. At home. On lock.

And he did it all in a football jersey, folks. A football jersey that says "Mayor Ford" on the back.

This song goes out to Toronto Mayor and puss aficianado, Rob Ford.

 

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