Paris Hilton is a woman who wears many hats. She's an heiress, she's kind of an actress, she's kind of a TV personality, she's kind of an author and she's kind of a singer. A singer who signed to Cash Money records recently and received an actual hat that says YMCMB.
You can see that hat in the new music video for her EDM song, "Good Time." The song, lyrically, makes Britney Spears' "Work Bitch" look like a masters thesis on economics and women in the work force. The video, visually, is Paris Hilton-y.
Here it is, by the numbers:
Length of the music video: 3 minutes, 35 seconds
Amount of time she's actually singing ("singing"?): 1 minute, 47 seconds
(Less than 50 percent.)
Number of times Paris Hilton asks if you're having a good time: 4
Number of times she says "party": 12
Number of times she says "good": 15
Stolen catchphrases: 1
"It's Paris Hilton Britney, bitch!"
Number of Paris puns: 1
"Paris, do you speak French?" (Answer: Apparently.)
References better made in 2006: 2
"I came here, just to party / Oh please don't you hate on me" (Who was hating on you? Who was talking about you?) and "They called the paparazzi / I don't really give a f--k" (Aw, Paris. When was the last time someone called the paparazzi on you?)
Bathing suits you definitely couldn't wear in the ocean: 2
Spiky vagina? The only way that's practical is if you're fending off a shark attack.
Number of shots on Paris on her hands and knees: 8
Number of gratuitous male hotties in Speedos: 4
Well, at least 4. Hay boys!
Number of times you've watched Paris Hilton's "Good Time" music video: You tell us!