"I've been so lucky, because the jobs I had before I was an actress were actually kinda fun," giggled a bubbly, blond Christine, decked in a tight, green frock. "I was a lifeguard at a swimming pool. I never had to really save lives—I just got a tan. But I've been in some bad movies! I can't name them, because you don't want to burn bridges."
Oh, I can name some...Room 6, anyone? Surely her hilarious hubby, Ben Stiller, had some bad gigs to bitch about?
"The jobs I've done weren't bad—I was just bad at them," Ben dished. "I was a horrible busboy and the worst waiter. I would be very interested in people's conversations when I would go to clean their tables, and I think people picked up on that. I never managed to master the technique of the ashtray change out, where you put the new one on top of the old one. I bagged garbage at a camera store."Hmmm...sounds semipainful, but I still say the prize for suckiest job ever done by a celeb goes to Brad Pitt for being the El Pollo Loco chicken. Readers, suckiest pro sitch you've ever endured?
Me? Construction work in Texas. Not only was it more than 100 degrees every day that summer, I got stuck digging ditches around the sewage pipes. Who knew one day I'd be doing this for a full-time job!To the contrary, Tyrese, who was looking absolutely doable in a black Dolce suit, offered, "When I wake up in the morning." T. then started laughing with his amigo and R&B bud, Tank: "I have to tell you one of my best pickup lines."
Oh, please do! Although I'm not sure, prior to my engagement, I would have needed a line to go home with munchable T. So, here goes: "It must be incredible waking up to yourself every morning," Mr. T. offered as his mattress-worthy wowin' words.
Eh, come again?
This utterance by the fine-lookin' dude makes girls forget their fear of the "morning-after look," Ty claimed. Apparently, this prenooky nonsense actually works for the guy, who knew.