Also semisurprising: Salma was a no-show at the National Association of Latina Producers Saturday night, where she was expected. Now that the bun-in-the-oven and nuptial news has broken, I hear she's hiding out in France (don't tell anybody, it's supposed to be this huge-ass secret, 'kay?), trying to avoid the media and paps. Good luck with that...You're gonna need it.
'Cause fleeing the country certainly didn't work for Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli. Leo is in Israel to meet Bar's parents...must be serious. Yeah, I've heard that one before, you, too?
But their little lovers jaunt got interrupted when a visit to the Western Wall turned ugly. Leo's protective peeps scrapped with some paparazzi, getting two of his bod-goons detained by the coppers. Oops.
And speaking of meeting the finger-pointing types, check out the latest addition to postsecret.com, where peeps send in anonymous postcards stating their biggest secrets to be published in a book. The latest Sunday submission claims one of Hollywood's hottest men secretly fathered a child and is paying off the mom with big bucks.
Now, it just so happened Elizabeth Taylor (she's a dinosaur movie star with a pair o' Oscars and heaps of former endowed lovers, for all you heathens who answer only to stud-magnets such as Paris 'n' Lindsay 'n' Anna Nicole) had taken the very same tour as C.G. and her guy. I'm told the 75-year-old legend rented out the boat and crew for the entire day and brought along about eight handlers. Liz was in her wheelchair at the time, and when they were helping her onto the boat, she hit her head.
"Everyone was freaking out," the skipper whispered, "and asking 'Do you want ice?' and 'Do you want aspirin?' She said no to all the offers." Then, someone asked Wacko Jacko's BFF if she wanted them to kiss her injury. She replied, so say these beachy sources, "yes."
After that little ouchy was pucker-petted by the sweet volunteer, Liz was on her way out to the cage. "She was more gung ho than most people are," the fin source said of Taylor's attitude. "But there weren't that many sharks that day." Bummer!
Nevertheless, I applaud Miz Tee for having the guts—per usual—to go all out. The only bad part of her visit?
"She brought this little dog that kept going to the bathroom all over the boat," the sandy spy bitched.